Erotic Fair in Celje – Sejem erotike
12/10/2007
Celje fairgrounds hosted an exhibition this weekend they tagged as the First Erotic Fair in Slovenia. To be honest, even having gone with less than high expectations, it let me down. I’d been to a similar show in Amsterdam a few years ago and though I didn’t hope for anything quite as diverse, I thought they could muster up more than:
1) A stand of the biggest Slovenian sex shop chain (I pass one of their shops en route to my regular lunching place almost every day);
2) An obnoxious Hungarian (sales)woman with signs in German selling (or rather not selling) potentially sexy garments – customers were a nuisance to her;
3) A tattoo/piercing stand;
4) An anti-aids / safe sex campaign stand;
5) (my favourite): Scratch-your-head (ok, was supposed to be massage) for free stand, selling a head-scratching/massaging contraption.
And a few of the plastic blonds on the stage. One of them was even kinda cute.
Apparently, it was a mistake to have come on Sunday as reportedly, some of the exhibitors were removed from the fairgrounds on Saturday by the tax authorities. I had both my cameras with me, but unfortunately, I saw nothing really worth photographing, so no photos to share this time (humm now that’s a first!).
OK so it was interesting from a certain point of view, but not something I’d recommend going to. And certainly not something I’d ever have called an Erotic Fair. Hey, if you do a show like this, at least do it with STYLE. I’d venture a guess that this particular fair satisfied a very specific target audience, namely the 17-year old male population. Give or take a couple of years.
On the upside, it won’t be difficult for the next one to top this event.
Here are some sources of photo material from people who apparently felt more inspired by the event than I did. The legendary Seks hasn’t let us down. Irena sirena has a good shot of my favourite stand. Veliki mož was as enthused as I, but at least took a few pics. Dejan could find no satisfaction, either, and Had took photos of one of the potentially attractive blondes. Again, though, may I suggest reading up on the terms erotica and… porn? She said, ever so non-anal-retentively. But I digress…
Adriaan said,
December 10, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
Well that’s one way to relax, I suppose! Shame it didn’t live up to its billing.
Is there anything more disappointing than bad sex?
dr.filomena said,
December 10, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
It does tend to take your mind off of work if that’s what you mean 😉
Bad sex? – cannot believe that term came from under a man’s fingers. Thought that was an oxymoron to you guys 😈
alcessa said,
December 10, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
I’ve been to a few of them – in Germany. After having seen some photos from Celje, I realised erotic striptease shows I had the pleasure to see were much less explicit. They were erotic (to me) but the Full Monty lasted only for half a minute or so and than the dancer (he or she) would leave the stage and get dressed.
On the other hand, the really explicit shows they offered in a separate place were quite a dry affair, if you get my meaning. Like: when watching a lady with a dildo I couldn’t help but think “Ouch. This must be hurting.”
They were selling some really nice things, though. And they had problems with authorities, too 😈 …
lisa said,
December 10, 2007 @ 6:14 pm
Does that head massage thing hurt or is it good? I see ladies standing around booths looking menacing with those, and now I finally know what they’re for.
Adriaan said,
December 10, 2007 @ 7:07 pm
I guess my question was a little rhetorical and bore no relation to my own thoughts on the matter.
Obviously I have never encountered “bad sex” myself.
I can’t speak for any of my sexual partners.
Nevenka said,
December 11, 2007 @ 7:41 am
Hm, na sejmu erotike nisem bila še nikjer, ja pa bil velik napredek zame, da sem bila že v dveh erotičnih trgovinah in to čisto brez zardevanja. V eni sem dobila za darilo kondom zelo xxxxxx large, pa nimam pojma kje ga naj uporabim, še danes mi gre na smeh. V eni od trgovin sem si kupila “spalno” srajčko. Lépo! Vročo!
pengovsky said,
December 11, 2007 @ 10:05 am
I’d venture a guess that this particular fair satisfied a very specific target audience, namely the 17-year old male population.
How very correct… But then again, I did see a lot of couples there, so I guess the whole thing had a slight educational note to it as well… Just like the internet 🙂
Luka said,
December 11, 2007 @ 10:26 am
Really, tell me, what do people expect from an erotic fair? What’s supposed to be there, that would not be disappointing? What is erotic fair but an erotic shop plus porn stars? Because I just don’t get it why people flock there.
pengovsky said,
December 11, 2007 @ 10:55 am
… for porn…
Luka said,
December 11, 2007 @ 11:36 am
I thought internet was for porn. 🙂
dr.filomena said,
December 11, 2007 @ 5:26 pm
@alcessa: Well I may have been missing the Y chromosome to fully appreciate the show, but honestly, one of the younger blondes looked curte and could move. In Amsterdam, the ladies had the chance to enjoy performances by male dancers. I do recall a handsome one dancing to Ra-Ra-Rasputin… 😀 but actually, *no* fully monty.
I love your choice of words there and yes, I do catch your drift!
@lisa: I didn’t give the head massage a try as I was afraid of contracting something nasty… ok so not as nasty as the retrovirus featured at the stand across the isle, but dandruff is nasty enough to make somebody millions 😀
@Adriaan: I read your comment on my blackberry in a crowd and laughed so hard I probably hurt the eardrums of the people standing around me… Can’t wait to see you guys…. soon, very soon! 🙂
@Nevenka: Fino, tisti kondom je verjetno zelo udobne sorte 😉 Must say I have yet to find sexy underwear in sex shops… Večinoma so… krneki. Cenene in neokusne 🙁 Imela si srečo… 🙂
P&L: odgovor prihaja
dr.filomena said,
December 11, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
@P: You live and you learn
@Luka: I can explain: Curiosity killed the cat. Call me Cat. 😈
Dr. ARF said,
December 11, 2007 @ 11:32 pm
So I take it from all the reviews this wasn’t a very.. uplifting experience?
pengovsky said,
December 12, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
It was an anti-climax 😉
Quintarantino said,
December 13, 2007 @ 11:21 am
That sure is a weird hand shake, but can anyone have bad sex? Why? Here in Portugal we have a saying that goes more or less like this… “While one has fingers and tongue, no…”….